The Lory apartments, where I am a resident, consist of two buildings--Lory north and Lory south. These two buildings are said to house over 100 students. Why, then, is it the case that the 3 times that I have used the sauna in the basement of Lory north I have not come across 1 person? Is it because I am the king of the sauna? I'd like to think this is the case.
Still, 3 sauna visits, at 30 minutes per visit, equals 1.5 hours down there. You would think I would come across one of those 100 people. As I have not, I have come to the conclusion that not one Finnish person lives in the Lory apartments. This means two things: One, I will not get to impress anyone with my ability to say "Santa-Clause" in Finnish; and, two, I am indeed king of the Lory sauna.
Long live the king.